The Circle of Snark

by Peppermint Tue May 08, 2012 11:10 am

Snarking is wonderful
Being a bitch is not.
Admit it, Weddingbee has plenty of snark material.

The only rule is: Do not piss off me, or my mods.
We don't stalk or harass anyone. All lies. We keep our snark here.
Sign up, and snark!

Once you sign up, you will receive an email asking you to confirm your account. Shortly after that we will approve your account, typically you won't receive an email letting you know you are active, so check back.

ETA: don't sign up with a lame name. Futuremrssomething, hisnameswifey, and helovesme are not acceptable names.

by The Baconator Wed May 30, 2012 3:49 pm

I see we are popular today. If you would like to participate, please create a username. You can't see anything as a guest.

by pinklemonade Wed May 30, 2012 4:01 pm

don't be shy... Smile

by Peaches Wed May 30, 2012 6:49 pm

We won't bite

by angrybee Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:27 pm

After all the drama today I had to come check this place out for myself. Can I stay and have fun?

by SnapCracklePop Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:31 pm

by Bagel Bites Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:31 pm

Yes, come join us! We're actually really nice people!

Though don't expect it to be like WB-- when I first joined I immediately found a post making fun of my Weddingbee account!! But I totally called the girl out and was like "dude, that's me!" and it was really funny.

Feel free to join us, but don't join if you get butthurt easily. We don't do rainbows and unicorns but we do support each other and laugh a lot!

by popcorn Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:32 pm

Super awesome group of girls! They tell it like it is! Dont hate on what you dont know!

by crap_bag Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:49 pm

Seriously, if you are just going to run back to the mods, do everyone a favor, and just X out on this site.

But, if you enjoy realness, and being a part of a great group, where the mods actually listen to the membership, then come on in Smile

by mayorturkeylurkey Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:48 pm

Peaches wrote:We won't bite

Speak for yourself, Peaches ;-)

by StormyRose Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:03 am

C'mon all of you Nosy Rosie's!

by holyguacamole Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:41 pm

Let me just set you straight we NEVER made fun of Estep's miscarriage. Having a miscarriage, is something that some of our members have experienced. I think I speak for all of our members, that we would not wish that on any woman.

by milkmonster Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:57 pm

Basically, we don't say anything here that bees don't say to eachother via PM. Some people just BEG to be snarked on. Oh, and we don't ban you for daring to ask questions about our policies (ahem, Penguin.)

by Mupette2 Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:56 pm

Is there any way for me to reactivate my account? thanks Smile

by The Baconator Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:22 pm

Hi Muppet. Your original account was deleted. Feel free to recreate it but you will have to start over with post count and awesome points.

by guest? Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:21 pm

Hi Snarkers! I registered on Jan 4th and haven't been activated yet... when do I get to join the circle? Smile

by The Baconator Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:46 pm

guest?, what username did you sign up with?

by guest? Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:10 pm

"phonominal" I would have entered that in the username section rather than "guest" but it seemed to allow me only 7 characters.

by FozzyBerries Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:06 pm

guest? wrote:Hi Snarkers! I registered on Jan 4th and haven't been activated yet... when do I get to join the circle?

You must first remit a small entrance fee, made payable to Fozzy

by ohwhatevs Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 pm

Guest? What's your favorite soup?

by FozzyBerries Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:42 pm

ohwhatevs wrote:Guest? What's your favorite soup?

*Derp* "The edible kind?"

by ohwhatevs Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:03 pm

I'm not asking you, Foz. This is a very important assessment of noob qualification. I must know Guest?'s answer.

by FozzyBerries Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:14 pm

ohwhatevs wrote:I'm not asking you, Foz. This is a very important assessment of noob qualification. I must know Guest?'s answer.

Oops. I was doing an impression.

by guest? Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:07 am

Sigh. Had a really good reply... "guests" can't post external links though. -1 for noob.

by ohwhatevs Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:10 am

Maybe you can answer with ... words? tongue

by FozzyBerries Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:16 am

guest? wrote:Sigh. Had a really good reply... "guests" can't post external links though. -1 for noob.

Aww.

I bet it was funny. king

by bibityboo Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:16 am

Mmmmm soup. You're making me hungry.

by Yoursnarkie Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:29 am

Now I specifically want some pho. Although there is a place up the block, I can't even leave my futon for my bed, so I sure as hell won't leave this building.

by phonominal Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:46 am

Could words ever be as good as clips of The Swedish Chef?

Anyway... I'm live! Can't wait to snark till I shart to to tomorrow!

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by FozzyBerries Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:46 am

Yoursnarkie wrote:Now I specifically want some pho. Although there is a place up the block, I can't even leave my futon for my bed, so I sure as hell won't leave this building.

Call Dr. Delivery!

by Yoursnarkie Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:10 am

FozzyBerries wrote:
Yoursnarkie wrote:Now I specifically want some pho. Although there is a place up the block, I can't even leave my futon for my bed, so I sure as hell won't leave this building.

Call Dr. Delivery!

But I still would have to get off the futon to answer the door. Damn FI being in NY... isn't that why we keep them around?

by Satsumaa Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:50 am

How long does it usually take to get approved? Smile

by Satsuma2 Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:35 am

I think my account has been unactivated since I forgot to post.

Could it please be re-activated? Cheers. I'll even do a "In Snark We Trust" sign? Hah.

by FozzyBerries Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:27 pm

Post a joke every hour for a little bit. If funny enough, access will be granted.

by ohwhatevs Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:06 pm

Forgetting to post on COS is akin to forgetting to breathe. I think you must be dead or your argument is invalid.

by Subtlesnark Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:20 pm

FozzyBerries wrote:Post a joke every hour for a little bit. If funny enough, access will be granted.

Agreed. Jokes on the hour, every hour.

by FozzyBerries Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:31 pm

ohwhatevs wrote:Forgetting to post on COS is akin to forgetting to breathe. I think you must be dead or your argument is invalid.

Rut roh! Our first zombie!

by phonominal Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:24 pm

SNAAAAARK!
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by Satsuma2 Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:20 pm

I guess I'm dead then. Wink

No, really, the wedding topic with my partner didn't come up for a while so I stopped visiting wedding sites. Then we talked about it and I rejoined WB and remembered that this glorious place existed when I got frustrated with some of the crap going on there. Hence my return from the dead. The Circle of Snark 4057303538

by FozzyBerries Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:53 pm

We are patiently waiting for our battery of jokes. Make with the ha-has already.

by The Baconator Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:02 pm

Satsuma, your account was deleted due to inactivity. If you would like to rejoin the site, you will have to create a new ID. You can keep the same name and email address as before if you would like.

by Satsumaa Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:46 am

Thanks The Baconator, I've done so now.

And jokes, eh? Hmm. Here's an average one:

I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says "If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."

I should have waited for the bulb to cool down.

by FozzyBerries Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:48 am

Hey thats a good one!

by Satsumaa Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:10 am

How about a WB joke? Not really a joke but I found it pretty funny. "I don't understand why my Christian parents wouldn't want to come to my Satanist wedding and pray to the Dark Lord with me!!"

by CellarDoor Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:58 am

LoL... more jokes! I like jokes.

by Mupette1 Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:45 am

Ola snarkers,
I've been trying to sign up for a couple weeks. I used to be an active member, then my account was disable due to inactivity.

So I went through the process of creating a new account (Mupette). I never got approved, and then got an email saying my account had been deactivated again due to inactivity (but I couldn't be active..I was never approved).

So I've tried to sign up again... are the admin just not active? Or is there a reason I'm not gaining approval??

by FozzyBerries Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:33 pm

Mupette1 wrote:Ola snarkers,
I've been trying to sign up for a couple weeks. I used to be an active member, then my account was disable due to inactivity.

So I went through the process of creating a new account (Mupette). I never got approved, and then got an email saying my account had been deactivated again due to inactivity (but I couldn't be active..I was never approved).

So I've tried to sign up again... are the admin just not active? Or is there a reason I'm not gaining approval??

by ohwhatevs Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:36 pm

What was your name when you were an active poster here?

by Mupette1 Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:21 pm

Old username was "Mupette" tried to re-register under that name, and that's when I have not been getting a response.

by Cyanide_Apples Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:54 pm

Mupette1 wrote:Ola snarkers,
I've been trying to sign up for a couple weeks. I used to be an active member, then my account was disable due to inactivity.

So I went through the process of creating a new account (Mupette). I never got approved, and then got an email saying my account had been deactivated again due to inactivity (but I couldn't be active..I was never approved).

So I've tried to sign up again... are the admin just not active? Or is there a reason I'm not gaining approval??

You weren't an active member--that is why you were deactivated nearly a year ago. You were warned by our group owner about your status and given a grace period.

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